Baby Kyah

O: "Is baby Kyah in jail?"

M: "No!"

O: "Then who broke the light?"

Marry a Prince

O: "Mom, Jen needs to marry a prince."

M: "Why?"

O: "Because she's a princess."

M: "But Odan, she's already married."

O: "Yep. To a prince."

Election

Watching election coverage...

M: "What are they talking about Odan?"

O: "The United States of America mom!"

Primary

In primary....

O: "Did you're mom make you brown?" (to his friend)

Teacher: (answering for the friend) "No, his mom didn't, his dad did."

O: "Is he going to get it off?"

Teacher: "No, he gets to stay like that."

O: "Oh." (goes back to his own business)

Tights

O: "DeeAnn, how did you get your legs and feet black? Did you paint them?"

D: "Ya."

M: "No, Odan, they're tights."

D: "Ya, I painted my tights."

Yellow Fire Truck

M: "Look! A yellow fire truck!"

O: "I think Fresh Market is on fire."

M: "No, it's not."

Quietly to himself...

O: "I think it's an invisible fire."

I Will Never Tell You

Driving in the car...

O: "Mom, I'm thinking about something, but I'm not going to tell you."

M: "Okay, you don't have to."

(then my curiosity gets the better of me)

M: "Odan, tell me what you're thinking about."

O: "No."

M: "Aw come on!"

O: "Never!"

M: "Odan! Just tell me!"

O: "No mom. I will never tell you what I am thinking about."

M: "Okay, okay. Will you tell Daddy?"

O: "No! I won't tell Daddy either! I will never tell anyone!"

An Old Man

O: "Hey Mom, I saw an old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old man. And he was grumpy! But not to me. Just to himself!"

Where Do You Get Your Jokes?

R: "Hey Odan, where do you get your jokes?"

O: "Um...at the DI."

What Do You Want For Christmas?

M: "So kids, what do you all want for Christmas this year?"

K: "A remote-control car."

D: "Brave." (what she calls Merida)

O: "Umm.....A Jean Valjean toy."

Yeah.  :)  "Les Mis" much?

I Forgot

O: "Mom, I love you and thank you for (mumbling something inaudible)"

M: "What? Thank you for.....what did you say?"

O: "Um...I forgot what I said."

Glowing Spider

O: "I want to get bit by a glowing spider! So I can stick on walls!"

The Death of Dinosaurs

O: "Mom, how did dinosaurs die?"

M: "Nobody knows."

O: "Well, Fantasia knows, it's because of earthquakes."

Toxic

M: "Whew, Odan, when did your farts become so toxic?"

O: "Mom, my farts don't talk!"

Sunday Morning

Odan crawled into bed with me as I was lazily waking up. He managed to get under the covers and says to me,

O: "Mom! I love you and that's final!"

(then pulls the covers over his head completely to hide from me)

:)

Tells the Truth

(Conversation between Odan and DeeAnn)

O: "Are you mad?"

D: "Ya!"

O: "Well, Jesus loves you. Do you love Jesus?"

D: "No."

O: "But Jesus tells the truth."

Baby

O: "Mom! Mom!" (yelling while we were walking up to King's school)

M: "What Odan?"

O: "I saw a brown baby!" (excitedly)

M: "Oh really? Was it a cute baby?"

O: "Yeah!"

Pretty Eyes

Today sitting in a Jiffy Lube waiting room....

O: "Mom! Look at that girl! She has pretty eyes!"

(the girl 'awed' and then told him thank you)

Cleaning

O: "Mom! We hate cleaning our room because we play too much!"

Such an Adult

O: "Mom, I want some more!" (cookies and chocolate milk)

M: "No, everybody gets one."

O: "MOM! Stop being such an adult!! Be a baby!!"

Swim Lesson

M: "Good job Odan!" (his swim instructor praising of him)

O: "Good job Mariah!" (smiling proudly while floating on his back)

Smart Power

O: "Guess what happens when we go into Heaven? Smart Power."

M: "You get 'smart' power?"

O: "Yep."